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The important words are underlined by Maurice Oliver
Did I ever tell you about the time oil from/ a leaky canister seeped into my thoughts/ then expressed its dissatisfaction with my/ sexual life.
Nonesuch Dreams and Wills by Ray Succre
Her discovery of him will also be gradual/ [X=X+1]; she does not startle anymore./ She has been alive [cavity] before.
He: How we gonna do it?
She: Don’t ask me, you’re the one with the gun
He: Can’t use the gun.
She: Why?
He: Never bought any bullets...visual art centered around one dietary staple
Sometimes Suicidal by Aimee DeLong
Sometimes a suicidal person fixes her hair. Sometimes she looks in the mirror to smooth it. Sometimes she goes four days without washing it.
Last Night at Southport by Justin Hyde
tell her i'm a butterfly
with sixteen wings
beating in
succinct
anarchy.Categorical Imperatives by Maurice Oliver
Try to imagine a small room where the only/ furniture is a TV. The TV has a hundred/ channels and two sets of memories.
1. A canoe full of moose meat
2. Beerwigs
3. The Great Vodka Massacre
4. The Bootlegger & the Professor
5. Puke-O-GramVisual Art by Claudio Parentela
Poverty by Papa Osmubal
I saw a handful of dead cockroaches/ on the floor this morning./ You must have filled the house/ with your endless litany of dammits’ and ‘bullshits’/ while chasing them with last week’s paper/ you borrowed next door for the purpose.
dance a line by Sophia Kidd
i get stuck thinkin' of words/ and meanings of you and of him/ the smell of leaf/ on dirt
Q. What did you have for breakfast?
Steak-n-egg. It got me in trouble cuz me mate said I’s gonna die from fryin’ all my food. So I says to her she will too if she ain’t startin’ cook me Vegan!Q. What's your favorite restaurant?
A. Usually the 2-fer-one but I get ticked off cuz the tip exceeds a weeks food bill & that’s cuz me mate brags to the waiter then has the chef come out & then sometimes even the owner. But when I get ticked off the most is when the food is not good enough even when it’s 2-fer & then I act scroogy & since I ain’t ever comin’ back to the same place twice cuz I hate spit & boogers in my food!Q. What's your favorite poem?
A. Poem? You must be jokin’! Who reads ‘em! But here’s 3 cool links. One to my hoochie koochie at www.mannequinenvy.com, the other at www.nodopaka.com (a cool site for passé art) and here’s one directly to my latest love… that’s if you don’t mind a little Polish with Chopin Vodka? http://youtube.com/watch?v=PiZAljXzGdg&feature=related and here’s my latest book on the subject of Guano & Jackson Pollock. Be patient, the shit is worth seeing,
Ok, ok! Here’s one you without a link:
I Don't Know If You're Alive Or Dead by Anna Akhmatova
I don't know if you're alive or dead.
Can you on earth be sought,
Or only when the sunsets fade
Be mourned serenely in my thought?All is for you: the daily prayer,
The sleepless heat at night,
And of my verses, the white
Flock, and of my eyes, the blue fire.No-one was more cherished, no-one tortured
Me more, not
Even the one who betrayed me to torture,
Not even the one who caressed me and forgot.
Q. What's your favorite plant?
A. You gotta be kiddin’! I’s already in trouble by association for drivin’ me mate to a 420 crash pad. I ain’t tellin’ you nuthin’ but here’s one link http://litchaos.com/
Q. What's your favorite totem for your personality?
A. Well, I ain’t a Dick and can’t provide you with a link to my zipper.
Q. What's the address of your blog, if you have one?
A. Blatant Narcissus www.nodopaka.com . Did you notice, I posted it twice! It’s a virtual setup but then it costs nuthin’ to see.Q. What's your favorite website?
A. After the one for God, it’s my own? Should I list it again?Q. What's your favorite side?
A. Usually the funny side of things.Q. Look to the left right now. Turn back to the computer and describe what you just saw.
A. A chick doll with sunglasses on, No skirt, her panties just below her knees, sitting on the John handin’ me the cell phone with my other chick on the line & am I glad you didn’t ask me to look on what’s on me right cuz I’s gruntin’ next to her.
Q. Clap and pour yourself a hard drink, you're all finished. Thanks for taking the time. Send it along.
A. OK, but Vodka don’t get hard enough in the icebox and it’s pretty hard to clap with a drink in one hand & the other on a chick & if not on a chick then on… I better not say!
Yours truly Alex Nodopaka… still too sober!
Alex's art website
www.nodopaka.com
Alex is art editor at:
www.mannequinenvy.com
May Art be with you if I can't
Also, see more from Alex and the other litchaos.com writers at Yes, the litchaos.com wiki.
I can't talk in the human way, I tried to learn without success. I could only watch her day after day, as the seasons began to change and the world grew colder.Now that I think about it;/ I’ve realized I don’t like poetry/ and I don’t like literature; I/ hate movies and music is nauseating;/ my job is a boring mind-/ numb.
A short movie
Contagion necessaries: sensorial numb by Kenneth Mulveyreach into pocket/ for a light/ to find I pissed/ myself again
