A Panty Pantoum

My loins burn the lot
The TV is on too damn loud
My erection’s a fucking rock
Making me look so well-endowed

The TV is on too damn loud
Laugh tracks giggling on forever
Making me look, well, well-endowed
And endure this funky weather

Laugh tracks giggling on forever
Laugh-laughing into my dumb, numb ear
And endure this funky weather
Rain drops dropping down—plop—clear

My erection’s still a fucking rock
My loins thrill the fucking lot.

—Moctezuma Johnson